02 Mar 2009

Free Advice About Banks

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This bit of important advice regarding banks is based on personal experience from this morning:

If your laundry situation is dire and you consequently are wearing your “Freakin Sweet!” Peter Griffin boxers, and you are wearing rather tight jeans that already have a tiny rip in back, and you are walking out of the bank and notice that the carpet in front of the main entrance is a little bunched up and might cause an old lady to trip…

…then even so it might be wisest just to keep walking out of the bank. All I can say is, I hope the tellers at my bank are fans of Family Guy.

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