Snapshot of Free Advice Reader Profile
Wow it’s already been more than a month since the Little Blog That Could opened up shop. I’m proud to say that in this brief time, we’ve overseen the biggest theft in world history. But snap out of it, guys, we still have the whole second half!
Anyway, I was browsing the stats from my Top Secret Demography Flux Capacitor, and noticed something interesting:
COUNTRY————VIEWS—–AVG TIME ON SITE
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United States….317,900………00:02:02
Canada…………18,300………00:02:12
Australia……….6,000………00:03:36
United Kingdom…..4,700………00:00:55
Belgium…………2,700………00:02:02
Germany…………2,500………00:00:27
France………….1,500………00:01:06
Brazil………….1,500………00:00:43
Poland………….1,400………00:00:44
Netherlands……..1,400………00:00:23
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(Note: I have adjusted the numbers in one and only one of the columns above. Also, I have tried twice to format the column margins, and even switched to periods instead of spaces. I have no idea why the columns aren’t flush, because they ought to be, in a parallel universe where I understand computers.)
So I think our thousands from the U.S., Canada, Australia, and Belgium should take a bow. You are very deep thinkers, and really absorb the material. (Or maybe it just takes you a long time to “get” deadpan jokes.)
On the other hand, some of you other people… What’s the story, people in Netherlands? (BTW is it *the* Netherlands? And if so, is that really necessary? It’s not like somebody says, “Hi I’m Bjorderben, and I’m from Netherlands” and then the other guy says, “Do you mean you’re from THEE Netherlands?!”)
