I’d like to say the FBI shut me down, but I’m not that important yet.
I’d like to say what the real reason was, but my blog hosting company has now given me three different reasons. Also, when you call their customer support, they explain that all they have to work with is the trouble ticket that I was emailed by some other department. So I have to email the people who sent the trouble ticket.
I don’t want to tell you the name of the company, since they might retaliate. So I’ll do it in charades. If you can guess the name of the company, then don’t use them if you are thinking about it.
(Picture me sticking my gut out.)
(Picture me mooing.)
And if you guess correctly in the comments, I’ll have to delete it. I don’t want anything jumping out at them when they’re deciding if my site is acceptable.